A Saudi, a Lebanese, a Turk and an Iranian walk into a Qatari bar....
The Saudi goes crazy spraying expensive champagne everywhere and tries to have as much fun as he can, because he can not drink back home,
The Lebanese orders a martini and quietly sits down,
The Turkish guy tries to look for a table full of white Europeans to sit down with,
The Iranian orders hard liquor, sits in a corner, and talks about how Arabs conquered his people 1,400 yrs ago and how that infuriates him to this day, how everything that's wrong with his poeple today is the fault of Arabs and how obsessed he is with Arabs. then he tries to convince you his race is Aryan and not Indian although he looks Indian but a little more hairy, then he bores everyone to death around him while everyone is saying "bro just let it go, you're drinking too much you're getting in your feelings right now..."
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