I came out my front door this morning to see my neighbour frantically trying to scrub off the word "PEDO" that had been spray painted on his front window.
I came out my front door this morning to see my neighbour frantically trying to scrub off the word "PEDO" that had been spray painted on his front window.
"What's been going on John?"' I asked.
"Fucking kids," came his mumbled reply.
Dirty bastard.
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