I traveled to California recently, along with my dad and wife, to pickup an electric guitar I have been searching for a few months. On the way back, at a rest stop, I felt nervous about leaving an expensive guitar along with my dad and wife to fend for themselves. So I asked my dad to follow my exact instructions, in case of a robbery attempt. "If the robber asks you to make a choice between giving him the guitar or the girl - by all means give him the guitar - for I love my wife very very much. However, if he asks to give him the girl, for the love of God, do NOT say you have a guitar!"
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