I asked my friend Fernando to put harassment in a sentence
He said: I was out with my wife when a lovely lady walked by. My wife started abusing me when she thought I was checking her out but I told her, "Honey, harassment nothing to me!"
I asked my friend Fernando to put July in a sentence
Ju told me ju were going to that store and July to me! Julyer!
I asked my friend Fernando to put bishop in a sentence
He said: My partner fell over so I picked the bishop.
I asked my friend Fernando to put mushroom in a sentence
He said: When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
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