I asked my friend Fernando to put _____ in a sentence

I asked my friend Fernando to put harassment in a sentence

He said: I was out with my wife when a lovely lady walked by. My wife started abusing me when she thought I was checking her out but I told her, "Honey, harassment nothing to me!"


I asked my friend Fernando to put July in a sentence

Ju told me ju were going to that store and July to me! Julyer!

I asked my friend Fernando to put bishop in a sentence

He said: My partner fell over so I picked the bishop.

I asked my friend Fernando to put mushroom in a sentence

He said: When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.

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