He told me his wife brought a mirror home from the antique store and hung it from the closet door one day. She said "Honey, watch this. Mirror mirror on the door, grow my breasts two sizes more." Instantly her chest grows two sizes. He said "I couldn't help it, so I said 'mirror mirror on the door, make my dick touch the floor.'"
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