She said :
"Sex! Sex! Sex !Free sex tonight!"
"Oh wow, I thought. Just what I wanted!"
Her friend saw me getting excited, and said:
"She means 666-3629 you dirty pervert, while looking down at my erection."
Edit-fucked up part of joke, so added extra "sex!"
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