for the first time, and he rides his very clean and polished Harley-Davidson there. He loves his bike so much he covers it in Vaseline every time it rains. When he arrives at the house there is a terrible odour throughout the whole house. He asked his girlfriend where the smell was from and she explained that the first person to speak at the dinner table has to do all the dishes. And as he walked into the kitchen there were stacks and stacks of plates where there must have been hundreds of dirty dishes.
When they sit down to eat dinner it is silent. Not a single sound do the family make. To test the family he gets up and has sex with his girlfriend right infront of her Parent. They do or say nothing. Then he gets up and has sex with the mother, and still no one says anything. Right as he is finished he see's its starts to rain outside. He hurried over and pulled out his Vaseline when the father said "Alright Alright i'l do the dishes!"
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