An 80-year-old goes to see his doctor and have routine tests.
The doctor gets the results and asks his patient about his sexual life.
The old man gets excited and starts telling his doctor about his amazing 20-year-old girlfriend he's been having sex with.
Shocked, the doctor responds: "Sir, I must warn you, at this point, any kind of sexual activity could be fatal!"
The man, looking serious, thinks about it for a minute, then replies: "Well then, if she dies... she dies."
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