Lady on telephone: "Hello sir, I want to meet & talk to you. You are the father of one of my kids."
Guy (stunned!):
Are you Sandra?
No.
Jenny?
No.
Amy?
No.
Betty?
No.
Lady (in confusion):
"No sir, I'm your son's class teacher."
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