Girl eagerly asks her boyfriend "Where is my birthday gift?"
The boyfriend points to a sports car across the street and says "You see that beautiful and expensive Ferrari on the other side of the road?"
Girl gets excited and screams, "Yeah!"
Boy, also excitedly, says, "Well, I got you the same color nail varnish!"
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