Some people don't know the meaning of hygiene. There I was with my Friend, in the cemetery, digging up a corpse to fuck it up its arse. After we managed to dig it up and have our way with it, my Friend says: "What if the police come, take sperm samples and find out it was us? Let's destroy the evidence."
So he sticks a straw up the arse and starts sucking. At some point he looks up to me and says: "I've had enough! You have a go."
Disgusted, I said: "Fuck off, you cunt! Not with the same straw!"
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