Jim the construction worker is depressed after his dog died and can't work like he should.
The boss knows of this, comes up to Jim and says "When bad times like this happen, you know what cheers me up? A round or two of sex with my wife and a cold beer."
Jim's eyes brightened and he immediately left the construction site. About an hour later he returns in a very energetic mood.
"Did it work?" the boss asked.
"Yeah, your wife was amazing and the top-shelf beer was good."
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