so a man meet's a sexy women on his lunch break and they have sex at 8.00pm he tells the women he just had sex with that he has to go home because my wife will be mad so he tells the women if she could rub his shoes on the grass so thats what the women does will the man gets home his wife ask's were have you been the man say's "honey i can't lie to you i had sex with a sexy women i'm so sorry" the wife look's at his shoe's and said " you did not have sex you went to play golf didn't you " the man say's i love that you know when i play golf
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