A guy came home to his wife and said to her: "Guess what? I've found a great job. A 10am start, 2pm finish, no overtime, no weekends and it pays $600 a week in the hand to boot!"
"That's great," his wife said.
"Yeah, fuckin' unreal," he agreed. "You start Monday."
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