A man called his wife and said: “Honey, I’ll go in a fishing trip with my boss and few friends. I’ll be out for a week, and it will be a good chance to get the promotion I needed. So I want you to pack for me clothes enough for a week and the kit bag and fishing pole. We will go as soon as we finish work. And would you please put my new blue silk pajamas in suitcase?”
The wife was a little suspicious, but packed her husband’s things right away.
The husband came back after a week, and though he looked tired, he was overall in good shape. So, she welcomes him dearly and asked him about the fishes he caught and the events of the trip.
Then he asked her: “But why didn't you put the blue silk pajamas?”
She replied: “I did. It’s in the kit bag”.
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