Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn't agree on how to pronounce it so they decided to stop for lunch and ask the waitress.
They sat down to eat their lunch and called the waitress over:
"Can you tell us where we are please but say it slowly",
to which the waiteress replied "Bur-ger Ki-ng"
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