A husband and wife are having financial problems so they decide she should go sell herself on the street corner. Husband drops her off on the corner and waits in his car down the block just to make sure she's okay.
Guy walks up to the wife and asks, "How much for the full service?"
Wife: Um, hold on! *She runs down to her husband and asks him*
Husband: $100.
Wife: *runs back to the man* $100.
Man: Oh, I don't have that much on me. What about just for oral.
Wife: Let me check *runs back to the husband and asks how much for oral*
Husband: $75
Wife: $75
Man: Damn, ok, what about for just a handjob?
*Wife checks with husband*
Husband: $25
Wife: $25
Man: Perfect *hands her the money and drops his pants*
Wife: *runs back to her husband* Can you lend this man $75?
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