The pope is riding along in the back of a limo and is bored out of his mind. He calls up to the chauffeur and says "Hey Bill, I'm bored. Mind if I drive for a bit?"
Bill, the chauffeur, agrees and the two switch places. The pope immediately slams on the gas and starts tearing down the highway way above the speed limit and soon they pass a pair of cops sitting at a speed trap and they put their lights on and give chase.
The pope pulls over as he's a godly man even if he drives at ungodly speeds and one of the cops approaches the driver side door, looks in, turns ghostly white and then waves the pope on.
This cop is shaking by the time he gets back to the car and his partner asks "Why'd you let them go? Why are you so scared? Who did you pull over?"
The scared cop just says. "I don't know who the hell it was but he's got the Pope as his chauffeur."
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