PlushoPhile Jokes

1. whats the best part about raping a teddy that you've had for 28 years? theres 20 of them

2. how do you make a child cry? wipe your bloody dick on his teddy bear

3. why did the plushophile cross the road? cause he got his dick stuck in the plushie doll

4. whats the worst part about raping a teddy that you've had for 28 years? hearing it say "ive had better"

5. whats the best part about giving a child a plushie? making sure the plushie's in the right position

6. why did the plushophile commit suicide? cause he got his dick stuck in the teddy and couldn't get it out

7. how do you make a plushophile baby cry? take his teddy away from him for punishment

8. what do plushophiles and restaurants have in common? they both put meat in a teddies buns

9. what did the plushophile say when he got out of build a bear? "i feel like a stuffed animal mommy"

10. how do you dislocate an teddies jaw? deep throat

11. why dont plushies talk? cause he choaked on meat and lost his voice/ why dont plushies move or walk? cause water got sprayed on him and got really cold

12. whats the difference between a new teddy and a refrigerator? a refrigerator doesent talk or move when you put your meat in