A rifle armed hunter goes out in the Amazon looking for some new game to show for. He stumbles across a monkey and points his gun right at him about to pull the trigger. The monkey yells, "Please Mr. Hunter don't shoot me! I got a family, kids, and a whole life just like yours." The hunter says, "Alright, alright. Let me just cut your arm off and that will hold me over for the night." The monkey says, "Please I need my arm to swing tree from tree and get home to my family, anything but my arm Mr. Hunter" The hunter then replies, "Ok let me cut your leg off then so I can eat tonight" The Monkey replies, "Anything but my leg, I need them to find food and survive." The hunter then says, "Ok then let me cut your tail off" The monkey replies, "Please Mr. Hunter! Anything but my tail, if you cut my tail off then I'd just be a nigger!"
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