A woman walked into her kitchen one day to find her husband stalking around the kitchen with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked him.
"Im killing flies!" He said excitedly.
"Have you killed many so far?"
"Yes I have! 2 males and 3 females."
The mans wife furrowed her brow, "How can you tell which ones are what sex?" She implored.
"Well, the first two I killed, they were on a beer can, were the males."
"Yeah, well how did you know the other three were female?"
"They were on the telephone!"
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