What do you call a not-too-bright person of Moorish descent, stranded on a deserted island, who believes Jesus was a Native American?

What came first...

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken takes out a cigarette and...

What did the man...

Just a little off the top

What did the egg...

It might take me a while to get hard, i just got laid by a chick.

How many bikers...

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb? It takes two. One to...

What Bill Gates...

Gates Says: We will fix any problems with Netscape. He Means: We'll take...

What's the...

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

Why does coffee...

My wife and I had differing opinions on this. (One dad joke style and one...

What did the...

"If I fits I sitz."

What did the bad...

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!

How is a judge...

How is a judge like an English teacher? They both hand out long sentences.