A guy walks in to a bar and orders 12 shots of sambuca, as the bartender is pouring out the shots he asks "so why twelve shots of sambuca?" the guy says "my first blow job!" and the bartender says "that's awesome! Let me get you another one on the house!" and the guy quickly responds "well if twelve don't get the taste out of my mouth a thirteenth wont do a fucking thing."
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