Hot Buttered Corn

Two men were walking in a forrest one day when they came upon a
farm house. They knocked on the door and the farmer came up.
"Can we stay here tonight, sir? We are tired and hungary and
need some place to sleep." The farmer replied, "If you want to
stay here, you must have sex with my daughter." And a fat
18-year old daughter walks down the stairs. One man replied,
"Na, I'd rather stay out here in the snow and cold." The other
man said, "Yeah, I guess I'll do it."


After a well-cooked and hardy meal, he put a ear of corn in his
pocket. The farmer said to him, "Now you must go up and have sex
with my daughter." He walked in the bedroom and saw the farmer's
daughter laying on the bed naked. "Do you mind if I blindfold
you? It's a lot more fun!" he said. "Sure!" she exclaimed. So he
blindfolded her, took out the corn, and used the corn in place
of his dick. When he was done and she was satisfied, he threw
the corn out the window. That night he slept the best he had
slept in a long time. He came downstairs, thanked the farmer,
and walked out the door. The other man ran up to him with the
empty ear of corn and exclaimed, "Thank you so much! If it
wasn't for that hot-buttered corn I wouldn't have survived!"