A guy walks into a confession booth...

Yes my son?

Um...yeah...bless me father for, uh...for sinning I guess. Anyway, I'm 55yo & had sex with a 20yo. That's it.

I see. Say 10 hail marys, 10 our fathers an....

Huh? Why would I do that father? I'm not even Catholic.

Not Catholic? Well...I don't understand. Why are you confessing then?

I'm not.

So why tell me about having sex with a 20yo?

I'm not just telling you- I'm telling EEEEEVERYBODY!

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