Yes my son?
Um...yeah...bless me father for, uh...for sinning I guess. Anyway, I'm 55yo & had sex with a 20yo. That's it.
I see. Say 10 hail marys, 10 our fathers an....
Huh? Why would I do that father? I'm not even Catholic.
Not Catholic? Well...I don't understand. Why are you confessing then?
I'm not.
So why tell me about having sex with a 20yo?
I'm not just telling you- I'm telling EEEEEVERYBODY!
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