A blonde had a near death experience when she went horseback
riding the other day. Everything was going fine until the horse
started bouncing out of control. She tried with all her might to
hang on, but was thrown off. Just when things could not possibly
get worse, her foot got caught in the stirrup. When this
happened, she fell head first to the ground. Her head continued
to bounce harder as the horse did not stop or even slow down.
Just as she was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the
Walmart manager happened to walk by and unplug the ride.
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