Fifth grade teacher Sister Agnes was leading her parochial school class in an arts and crafts activity; tie-dying t-shirts. A couple of unruly students were getting a bit reckless with their bottles of dye when they accidentally spilled several ounces of pink pigment down the back of Sister Agnes.
The jaws of every kid in the class dropped as they watched to see how the aging nun would react. Their amazement only grew as her worn and slightly faded garment repelled any evidence of a stain.
"Holy Mother of God!" one student exclaimed, "it's a miracle!"
Sister Agnes shrugged and went about her work without concern. "It's not a miracle," she replied. "Haven't you ever heard? Old habits dye hard!"
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