"What seems to be the problem?" asked the doctor.
"I don't want to show you, you'll laugh" replied the man timidly.
The doctor tried her best to reassure the man. "I've been a doctor for twenty three years, never once have I laughed at a patient. I assure you, whatever the problem is, I will not laugh."
The man reluctantly agreed and dropped his trousers. Once he removed his underwear, the doctor saw his penis was the smallest she'd ever seen. Similar in width to a pencil and not much longer than the eraser on the end of one.
The doctor tried her best not to laugh, but couldn't help letting out a chuckle, which she played off as a cough.
"Okay, now what's the problem?" asked the doctor.
"It's swollen."
The doctor left the room.
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