Honeymoon

So, this woman is getting married the next day. However, her fiance thinks she's a virgin and she's not quite sure what to do. She goes to her Doctor and says "Doc, my fiance thinks i'm a virgin and we're getting married tomorrow. What do I do?.". Well, says the Doc. You put a rubber band around your thigh and right as he puts it in you snap it!. If he asks what that was just tell him "that was your virginity snappin".......She says ok and leaves. The following evening after the ceremony they are getting all hot and bothered and go to the bedroom.

The husband throw his wife on the bed and tears her clothes off. Just as he puts it in she snaps the rubber band. "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!!!" says the husband. Oh nothing honey, that was just my virginity snapping.

Well snap it again, it's got my balls!!!!


Heard this one a long time ago. May have screwed it up a bit.

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