Honey I�m late

A woman sends her husband out to buy some escargot
for a dinner party that night. Instead of going
straight to the store, the husband decides to stop
at a local bar. He has a few beers, and then some
more, and pretty soon he looks at his watch and finds
he's over an hour late for the dinner party. He
dashes to the store, picks up the escargot, and
frantically drives home. When he walks in the door
he can hear his wife coming from the kitchen. So he
takes the bag of snails and quickly throws them
all over the floor. When his wife walks into the room,
he says, "Come on guys, we're almost there!"