A guy's walking down the street and he pulls something out of his teeth and goes "Hnngh, she's a good driver."
His friend sees him and asks what's up.
The guy says, "Well I was sitting on the stoop in front of my house and this lady drives up in a humongous Escalade. She was eyeing the little parking spot in front of my house which was the only one left on the block. So I shout to her 'Lady, if you can fit that tank into *that* teeny spot, I'll pull out every hair of your muff with my teeth!'"
And he yanks another hair from his teeth and goes "Hnngh, she's a good driver."
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