Hitler went to the hardware store...

and storms over to the customer service counter.

 

The service person asks, "Is there anything I can help you with sir?"

 

"I want a refund!"

 

"what seems to be the matter sir?"

 

Hitler reaches into his bag and pulls out a snapped wooden pole and some mangled metal tangs and slams them on the counter.

 

"This is mein THIRD REICH!"

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