The bartender does a double take but doesn't say anything at first. "This cant be!" the bartender thinks to himself. Finally he decides to bring it up.
"Hey man, I don't want to bother you," says the bartender, "but you look *just* like Hitler."
"I am Hitler," says the fuhrer. "I'm back. And this time, I'm gonna kill eight million Jews **and** three rodeo clowns."
"Three rodeo clowns?" asks the puzzled bartender.
Hitler says "see? No one gives a fuck about the Jews."
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