A young boy has been watching construction workers work next door all summer. Finally one day his mom comes home from work and he begs her "Mommy! Mommy! Can we please play construction?"
The mother reluctantly says yes.
"Great! Take this end of the measuring tape and that pole and I will tell you where to nail it in!"
So the mom walks down a little ways and the boy says "ok almost there move a little bit backwards." So she does... "Ok, a little too far so move a tiny little cunt hair forwards again!"
At this the mother shouts "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!"
Frustrated the kid throws down the measuring tape and yells back "FUCK IT! NAIL IT!"
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