George and Ethel retired, and decided to take a vacation in Australia and see the Outback. While driving through the Outback, they came over a hill, and on the side of the road was a bushman having sex with a kangaroo. George quickly shielded his wife's eyes while they drove by.
A few miles later, they happen across another bushman, again, having sex with a kangaroo, and again, George has to cover Ethel's eyes as they drive past.
The couple stops at a gas station further down the road, and George goes inside to use the bathroom. In the bathroom, George sees a guy with one leg, leaning against his crutches, masturbating furiously.
Back in the store, George approaches the clerk at the counter, who cheerily asks "G'day mate, what can I do for you?"
"Maybe you can help me understand this place," George says. "A few miles back, we saw a bushman having sex with a kangaroo, then a couple of miles later, there's another bushman violating another kangaroo!" The clerk nods, while George continues. "Now I get to this gas station, and there's a fellow with one leg in the bathroom masturbating! What's going on here?"
The clerk looks at George and says, "Well, crikey mate, ya don't expect a bloke with one leg to catch a kangaroo, do ya?"
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