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The Chinese and Russians will interrogate the light bulb on why it needs to be lit in the first place.
The Germans and Japanese would team up to create a robotic arm to change the light bulb for them.
The Jamaicans would be high, just staring a dead bulb hoping it will show them the light.
The Canadians will apologize for messing with the bulb to begin with.
The South Africans will claim the light bulb has something to do with Apartheid.
The Indians will try to help you screw in the light bulb over the phone.
The Italians will put the light bulb in the river.
The Scots will stab the light bulb.
The Irish will be too drunk to do a damn thing.
The British will somehow have a rave around the dead light bulb.
The Arabs will hold the light bulb hostage.
The French will surrender the light bulb to someone else.
The Greeks will declare their electric industry bankrupt instead of doing anything about it.
The Brazilians will take the light bulb to the beach and use it a soccer ball.
The Polak will stick the light bulb in his stupid mouth.
The Scandinavians won’t even bother because it’s night over there all time anyway.
The Australians will put vegemite on it and hope for the best.
And the Mexicans will send the light bulb to America hoping that one day it will shine bright for all of its people.
The American just says “Fuck It” and screws in a new light bulb.
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