This being her first date, her grandma explains this to her-"If he tries to come near you or hug you, its fine. If he tries to kiss you, well thats fine too. But if he tries to lay you down and get on top of you, just push him and get out of there."
The innocent girl confused asks "Why grandma?"
Grandma replies-"Because then he will disgrace our family."
The girl having learnt the lesson goes on her date. When she returns, her grandma asks her about what happened.
She replies-"Everything went well. First he hugged me, then kissed me. But then he tried to lay me down so instead I layed him down, got on top and I disgraced his family."
Grandma went in coma.
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