hillbilly sex

Cletus, a seven-year-old hillbilly, comes up to his dad one day and says, "Daddy, what's sex?'

The dad says, "Why Cletus! You're all of seven years old, and you don't know what sex is?"

Cletus drops his eyes and says, "No, I shorely don't."

The dad says, "C'mere, young'n." Takes him by the wrist and into their shack, where the mom is passed out on the couch from drinking corn liquor all morning.

The dad lifts up her threadbare calico dress, points, and says, "See that hole twixt yer mammy's legs?"

"Yes."

"Well, watch this." He drops his pants, gets on, and starts boning the mom.

Cletus is watching, wide-eyed, and his sister, five-year-old Lu Ella, comes in, gasps, and says, "Cletus! What're they doin'?"

"Having sex."

"What's sex?"

"Why Lu Ella! You're all of five years old, and you don't know what sex is?"

Lu Ella drops her eyes and says, "No, I shorely don't."

Cletus says, "See that hole twixt Daddy's legs? Watch this!"