Higginbote and Goldstein, Fordham freshmen, were discussing what kind of work would supply mem with big bucks after graduation. Well, I've always thought I'd like to be a doctor, said Higginbote. Specialize in something or other. Like obstetrics, maybe. Obstetrics? scoffed Goldstein. At the rate science is going, you'd no sooner learn all about it when bingo! somebody'd find a cure for it.
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