1. The Guinness is great
2. The crack is great
3. You won't get in a crack unless you marry them
4. You can't have sex with a condom on
5. Thus you must have sex without one on
6. No one can ever remember the night before
7. If you don't agree with me I'll blow you up
8. The stew is great
9. The Murphy's is great
10. Er...Best pop down the pub and have a think
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