There is this lady who lives near a train station , every time the train passes her closet breaks , so she calls a man to fix it . The man comes over asks her what the problem is and tells her he's going to wait in the closet till the train comes and see why the closet breaks . After 15 minutes the ladies husband comes home , and goes straight to the closet , he sees the man , grabs him by the throat and asks him " What are you doing here ?" To which the man replies " Would you believe me if I told you I was here waiting for the train .. " Sorry for any grammar mistakes , not my first language .
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