where a man and a woman had already been sharing drinks. They whip their heads around and exclaim, "A panda! Bartender, there's a panda in here!" Not wanting to be rude, the bartender invites the panda to have a seat at the bar. The panda, to the disbelief of those watching, orders a beer and some wings and enjoys his tasty meal while the man and woman gawk in amazement. When it comes time to pay the bill, the panda gets up, pulls out a gun, shoots the bartender, and runs off into the night. Police are on the scene immediately and have trouble believing the man and woman's story, that a panda had come in, ordered wings, and shot the bartender. It wasn't until a zoologist was brought onto the scene that the story became clear. After hearing the full story the zoologist seemed to understand perfectly.
"Aw, that makes perfect sense," said the zoologist.
"Really? How does it make any sense at all," asked the police officer.
"Well, you see," replies the zoologist, "It's just the panda's nature. A panda eats shoots and leaves."
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