Her Side/His Side


HER SIDE OF THE STORY


He was in an odd mood when I got to the bar, I thought it might
have been my fault because I was a bit late but he didn't say
anything much about it.


The conversation was quite slow going so I thought we should go
off somewhere more intimate so we could talk more privately. We
went to this restaurant and he was STILL acting a bit funny. I
tried to cheer him up and started to wonder whether it was me or
something else. I asked him, and he said no. But I wasn't really
sure.


So anyway, in the cab on the way back to his house, I said that
I love him and he just put his arm around me. I didn't know what
the hell that meant because you know he doesn't say it back or
anything. We finally got back to his place and I was wondering
if he was going to dump me! So I tried to ask him about it but
he just switched on the TV. Reluctantly, I said I was going to
go to sleep. Then after about 10 minutes, he joined me and we
had sex.


But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I just
wanted to leave but I just cried myself to sleep. I dunno, I
just don't know what he thinks anymore. I mean, do you think
he's met someone else???


HIS SIDE OF THE STORY


My team lost. Felt Kinda Tired. Got laid though.

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