Today, I heard a knock at my front door, so I went over to answer it, and I was met by a little, old lady. She said, "Hello, do you have a moment to have an intellectual discussion on the impending effects of The Singularity?"
Intrigued by the thought of having such a discussion with a total stranger, I said, "Of course I have a moment. It's such an important topic!"
After a couple of minutes of a rather disappointing conversation, the lady wished me farewell, saying she had to go work her "real job". I bid her adieu, and shut the door.
A couple of moments later, I heard a knock on my door. I answered it, and was met by the same lady.
She said, "Hello again!"
I responded, "Hello..."
And she said, "Do you have a moment to talk about Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?"
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