When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

What's the...

I can't gargle stained.

What do you call...

Kurt and Rod

Why are stock...

Same principal, you gotta pull out at the right moment or it costs you.

What do...

One prick...and it's all over.

What do you call...

Forest gunk.

What do you call...

Kurt and Rod

Why are stock...

Same principal, you gotta pull out at the right moment or it costs you.

What do...

One prick...and it's all over.

What do you call...

Forest gunk.

Whoever tells the...

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says,...

Why are stock...

Same principal, you gotta pull out at the right moment or it costs you.

What do...

One prick...and it's all over.

What do you call...

Forest gunk.

Whoever tells the...

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says,...

How do you know a...

She can't find the key and doesn't know where to come in.

What do...

One prick...and it's all over.

What do you call...

Forest gunk.

Whoever tells the...

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says,...

How do you know a...

She can't find the key and doesn't know where to come in.

Why are cowboys...

So they have a place to put their chewing tobacco when they eat.

What do you call...

Forest gunk.

Whoever tells the...

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says,...

How do you know a...

She can't find the key and doesn't know where to come in.

Why are cowboys...

So they have a place to put their chewing tobacco when they eat.

Why was the...

He was caught using performance enhancing drugs.

Whoever tells the...

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says,...

How do you know a...

She can't find the key and doesn't know where to come in.

Why are cowboys...

So they have a place to put their chewing tobacco when they eat.

Why was the...

He was caught using performance enhancing drugs.

why dont atheists...

they dont believe in higher powers.

How do you know a...

She can't find the key and doesn't know where to come in.

Why are cowboys...

So they have a place to put their chewing tobacco when they eat.

Why was the...

He was caught using performance enhancing drugs.

why dont atheists...

they dont believe in higher powers.

Why are cowboys...

So they have a place to put their chewing tobacco when they eat.

Why was the...

He was caught using performance enhancing drugs.

why dont atheists...

they dont believe in higher powers.

Why was the...

He was caught using performance enhancing drugs.

why dont atheists...

they dont believe in higher powers.

What's the...

I can't gargle stained.

why dont atheists...

they dont believe in higher powers.

What's the...

I can't gargle stained.

What do you call...

Kurt and Rod

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

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