He'll Never Smoke Again

It was New Year's Eve. He placed a few firecrackers in his pocket, mixed with some cigarettes. Absent-mindedly, he lighted a cigarette that turned out to be a firecracker.
Before he knew it, it had already exploded, blowing his lips off.
He swears he'll never smoke again.

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