they get pulled over. The officer approaches the car and asks Hiesenberg "Do you know how fast you were going?" "No, but I know exactly where I am." "You were doing 50 in a 35" "Well fuck, now I'm lost" The officer senses something is off. "Are you boys doing anything illegal? Is there anything in the car I should know about?" Schrodinger chimes in, "There's a cat in the trunk" "Open the trunk Sir" Schrodinger opens the trunk and the officer walks to the back. "This cat is dead" says the Officer "Well he is now you asshole" replies Schrodinger
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