and they where busy choosing their destination.
God: "How about we go to Bethlehem?"
Mary: "Nah, accomodation is really lousy there."
God: "Ok, what about Jerusalem?"
Jesus: "Rather not, I've got some bad memories from that place..."
God: "I know, let's go to Rome!"
Holy Ghost: "Great, I've never been there before!"
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