Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know .
Girl: I love you.
Boy: I love you too.
After surgery the girl wakes up and finds her father sitting in the chair.
Girl: Where is my boyfriend ?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you your new heart.
Girl: (With tears in her eyes ) Omg.
Dad : I'm just kidding, he's in the bathroom.
It's not my joke but I never saw it here so I decided to tell it.
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