A man is on a plane for a business trip and a hot woman sits next to him...

He sits down and notices an empty seat next to him. He thinks "Fucking hell, I hope I'm by someone good." Then a woman sits next to him. Long blonde hair, big tits, short skirt on, white shirt on and no bra, everything good is showing. She says to him. "Hello, what are you doing on this plane, then?" The man replies "I'm going on a business trip, what about you?" "Oh, I'm going to this sex convention to speak about how penis sizes vary between race." The man says "Oh, ok. Interesting." She replies, "Yes it is. Did you know that Native-Americans have the biggest penises?" "No, I didn't. What else?" She then says, "Also, Jewish people know how to use them better than any other. They know how to please a woman the most." The man says, while trying to hide an erection, "That's interesting." The woman then asks, "By the way, what's your name?" The man then replies, "My name? Well, my name is Geronimo Solomon."

TL;DR Oh well, you should've read it. It's a good joke.

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